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Heath Franklin's Chopper - Not Here to F*ck Spiders

Ticket Information

  • Adult: $49.50 each
  • Concession: $48.00 each
  • Student: $48.00 each
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Dates

  • Fri 7 Jun 2024, 7:00pm
  • Fri 7 Jun 2024, 9:30pm

Restrictions

R15

Listed by

Elephant Publicity

As Seen on 7 Days

NZ's Most Wanted Most wanted comedian is back after three years off... and he's not here to f*ck spiders!

That's right. Not even if they're dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn't got the time. And neither do you.

Because Life happens whether you like or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge or pretend it's not there, but like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you're gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.

So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t. Cos we're not here to...

Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks.

“This is a top hour of uproariously entertaining comedy… packed with good gags and ‘so wrong it's right’ moments” **** Chortle UK

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