"Ahhh stomping.... At the moment I would like nothing better than to stomp on the bush cockroaches (yes, they are as disgusting as they sound!) that continually find their way inside from what else? the bush outside! I actually had one on my head the other night. I'll leave you to imagine that.....suffice to say it wasn't a fun experience (for me or the cockroach actually!)"
"People falling over make me laugh - I'm not talking serious injury, but if someone goes 'splat' in front of me, I am a certified mess! (Which strangely, some people occasionally find annoying for some reason....) Yep, if I witness anybody have an undignified fall I'm afraid it's time for me to break out the 'Depend'! (and possibly run for my life if the 'fallee' has anger management issues...)"
"I would run away to the circus to look after the performing canines - dogs are loyal, kind and always pleased to see you, unlike the last lying, cheating boyfriend I had (oops, sorry went off on a tangent there....)"
"I was born in Gisborne, but became an Aucklander when I was 4, so yes, I'm a JAFA (hey, don't hold it against me, I was too young to know what I was doing! Add to that the fact that I now have to sit in trafiic for an hour and a half each day to get over the bridge, and I think I've been punished enough!)."
"I'm a huge advocate of the 'dance like no-ones watching' theory - though in my case, I make sure no-one is watching by dancing to hard rock alone in my room when I need to release stress!"
"I think I'd like to be Troy - like him I'm also partial to wearing a bit of eyeliner and bronzer, so we've got that in common, and although I'm too short too play basketball without looking a bit like Gimley from Lord of the Rings compared to the rest of the team, I'd love to give it a go! And being able to sing without sounding like a strangled cat would be fantastic!"
"Hot bodies, sexy moves, raw talent, passion and romance.....who wouldn't want to watch dancers tango? It's probably the closest thing to a hot date that I'm gonna get!"
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