"Top Secret Memo:* Ted E. Bare Eyes Only*
Mr Bare,
It has come to my notice that you will no longer be in service to Mr Strassman,. Congratulations on your emancipation. I offer you a position in my company. I would like to say we are a large and highly regarded company of many heroic and concientious individuals, however, we are not. In fact there is just me. I would also like to point out our company as one of the best known, if not THE best known, in the world today. It isn't. No one knows of our company, it is *Top Secret*. However, I can reveal to you that there is no monetary incentive, or renumeration offered, for the position I offer you (we could come to some 'arrangement' involving honey on a semi regular basis). The position I speak of is that of *Top Secret Security Bare* We have serious leaks of sensitive information leading to possible identification & indeed confirmation of our very exsistence. We have a Mole. Will you help find this Mole Mr Bare? Sincerly, Elvis."
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