"it was an early morning as we pulled out of our site at a special far north campground..... the windscreen and windows were all fogged up and visibility was severely limited..... time was short and the glass was too cold to clear by hand so we pressed on, barely able to see the swishing wipers two feet in front of us ..... the Mitsi Sigma Station wagon accelerated relentlessly along the gravel track ..... we approached a hair pin bend traveling at a startling 5km/hr ...... unbelievably my jedi-like reactions deserted me that morning and we didn't make the bend, in what felt like slow motion the car slid into the drain and gently came to rest. Thankfully there were like ten of us in the car so we pushed her out, found a towel to clear the windows and carried on ... no one was harmed in this incident."
"Ted E - you should take things easy in your retirement, you would make someone a great bear skin rug. Just think .... long winter nights in front of the fire .... couples getting jiggy right there on top of you .... what a life ...... I bet Strassman never had a threesome .... besides those with you and chuck of course!"
Manu B’s Comments
on Top Gear Live 3 years ago
on Le Grand Cirque 3 years ago
on Strassman: Ted E's Farewell Tour 3 years ago