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• "Ted E. Bear will go on to write a best selling tell all about his time as part of the Strassman family. Be ready for some really juicy gossip and exclusive never before seen photos. He will also sign away the rights to a autobiography book and movie deal. Once he makes 5 million he will become a monk and donate all his honey pots filled with money to SPCT - Society for prevention of cruelty to Teddies."

  on Strassman: Ted E's Farewell Tour 3 years ago

• "The smell of mums bread baking on a cold winters night, the taste of summers first peach as the juice runs down your chin, the warmth of the sun on your face when you were just a child, the feel of your first kiss and remembering the colour of his eyes, sleepovers with best friends and secrets till midnight, chocolate chip cookies cooling on the window sill, a kiss on the forehead from your wonderful dad. Ahh nostalgia - the bittersweet glory of days gone by...."

  on Nostalgia by Ishinha (Auckland Festival 2009) 3 years ago

• "Boys never change - they're toys just get bigger as they get older...."

  on Big Boys Toys 4 years ago

• "There are so many missing from the line up: - Tiki Taane with his reggae/dub cool - Lauryn Hill with her Regaae/Hip Hop smooth - Fat Freddys Drop because they are Summer personified - Trinity Roots because break ups are hard - Maxi Priest because - hellooooo!!!! - Sean Paul cause 'He be burning' - India Arie because she's soul - And last but certainly not least - The Father of Reggae himself - Mr Bob Nestor Marley."

  on Raggamuffin 2009 4 years ago

• "A dimly lit dancefloor, and the touch of your darlings hand and he leads you out. You close your eyes whilst being enveloped in their warm embrace and enhale the wonderful smell that is him slightly mixed with cologne. You hold your breathe in anticipation of the start of the song - your song - our song...... Carzy Love - Van Morrison I can hear her heart beat for a thousand miles And the heavens open every time she smiles And when I come to her thats where I belong Yet Im running to her like a rivers song She give me love, love, love, love, crazy love She give me love, love, love, love, crazy love... As my husband guides me around the dancefloor on a silver cloud of happiness and love - Peter Urclich will croon - "You give me love, love, love, love, crazy love....."

  on Peter Urlich Dine and Dance 4 years ago

• "It makes me laugh when people tell me not to laugh and I know I shouldn't but it just makes me laugh harder and kids - kids with their stare you in the face out and out hilarity with the most insane comments like the other day my 3 year old told me that she loved my pasta and I was a great cock. Or her best friend asking me how she could get boobs like mine - their frantic little discussions, their wacky dance moves even the eay they eat - kids are the best laughter medicine ever."

  on Southside Comedy 4 years ago

• "If I ran away to circus - to the circus I would run. I'd be the bearded lady-thanks so much for that gene mum. Or perhaps I'd walk a tight rope, it would be like paying bills. I'd tip and dip and finally at the end would feel so ill. Or tame the mightly lion with iron will and whip. But knowing my luck and motor skills I'd probably fall or trip. Perhaps a trapeze artist, with grace and daring I'd fly. And then again those motor skills, and in the ring I'd die. I think I have the answer - I think it's only clear. I'd have to be a clown - and make the kiddies cheer!"

  on Weber Bros Circus 'Shokarn' Acrobats of the Orient 4 years ago

• "I couldn't have said it better myself!"

  on Priscilla Opening Night Review 4 years ago

• "I'd take my cousins who live in the little town of Kaitaia and we're gonna wear our "Good Gumboots" - the ones we save only for extra special round ups "Papa Redbands". We're gonna pair those with our matching flannel shirts and the jeans that only have one hole in the knee or butt area. To top this all off (man the other farmers are gonna go nuts) we'll wear our black "Stetsons" because a cowgirl can't leave home without her trusty "Stetson". It will be a magical night - one that these sheltered little country girls won't ever forget - the kind of night you pass down with ya gumboots and a story about the night we watched these crazy blokes dress up as a bunch a Sheilas and bring down the house!!!!!"

  on Priscilla Queen of the Desert: The Musical 4 years ago

• "I believe that Soul is about LOVE - in it's most simple and beautiful light. It doesn't know war, colour, jealousy or religion. Soul and the love that it encompasses connects us all with tenuos wonder and everlasting compassion. Soul is about loving those who don't love themselves, helping those who can't help themselves and always treating others as you would wish to be treated. Soul is about understanding that no matter what colour or creed we are - we are all brothers and sisters under the same sky."

  on Mary J. Blige: CANCELLED 4 years ago

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