Karl van Oldenborgh’s Profile

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• "american supporters who reluctantly vote for the woman because other one is black: clinton's clueless caucasian clutz clan"

  on Cadbury Crunchie Comedy Convoy, Christchurch 5 years ago

• "political party prize: chinese consulate cultural compassion club. (the club is about 3 foot long and, if swung swiftly to the temple, can quash an army of meditating monks armed with compassion)"

  on Cadbury Crunchie Comedy Convoy, Christchurch 5 years ago

• "joke organisation: christchurch's carbon concentration clearance committee"

  on Cadbury Crunchie Comedy Convoy, Christchurch 5 years ago

• "I would use my Jedi mind trick to convince all the women of Earth that Princess Leia's metal bikini is the new benchmark for 'smart casual'. If you could grant me Jedi mind control rather than tickets to the show, I'd much appreciate it. My midi-chlorian count is dropping rapidly as I'm getting long-in-the-tooth. Jedi mind control is with me no more."

  on One Man Star Wars 5 years ago

• "I keep 'woman power' alive in my life when i look into a woman's eyes while we're talking, rather than letting my eyes wander south. it doesn't sound like much of an achievement, but for the average conditioned man in a sex-obsessed world it is"

  on Lindauer Comedy Divas 5 years ago

• "I know someone else should be given a chance, but i think Dai Henwood is awesome. He always gets me in stitches. He can say something ordinary like "butternut soup" and it makes me cry."

  on Last Laugh 5 years ago

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