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• "I think Ted E needs to retire to the South Pole so he can keep the Penguins in order and if Chuck was to locate him he would be hindered by the cold"

  on Strassman: Ted E's Farewell Tour 3 years ago

• "While driving in Langley USA (home of the CIA) I thought I would go and have a look at the Visitors Centre - I pulled up to the intercom and asked for the visitors centre - I don't know if it was my Kiwi accent or what but I was told to pull up and park on the right - A man appear banishing a Shotgun which he cocked as he walked towards my car - I also saw a lady who came out of a building on the right unclipping her gun holster on her hip, A police car with flashing lights pulled up behind me - The man searched my car while the lady watched me and the police man took my International and New Zealand Drivers Licence and ran it through the Computer - I think that it was only the fact that I had completed FBI clearance for work that I didn't wind up in more trouble.The Lady indicated that there was no visitors centre at the CIA, and I found out later that someone had previously parked in the car park and taken pot shots at people, this is my close call especially the cocked shotgun"

  on Top Gear Live 3 years ago

• "I am from Tikipunga - which was great because Whangarei Falls was just down the road"

  on Lenny Henry 4 years ago

• "Limbo dancing is great fun - how low can you go !!!"

  on Peter Urlich Dine and Dance 4 years ago

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