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• "Actually, I DO mind cat when you creep silently up the bed whilst I sleep and wrap yourself around my head. Waking up to find oneself gazing straight into a cat's bum is enough to give anyone nightmares!"

  on Ben Hurley – Actually, I Do Mind 3 years ago

• "Yes, oh cat, I DO mind when you creep silently up the bed whilst I sleep and wrap yourself around my head. Waking up to find oneself gazing straight into a cat's bum is enough to give anyone nightmares!"

  on Ben Hurley – Actually, I Do Mind 3 years ago

• "the force of love is the most powerful force there is - it overpowers reason and common sense and forces one to lead with the heart and not the head."

  on The Bridge Project: The Winter's Tale 3 years ago

• "Home is where they always have to let you in!"

  on The Bridge Project: The Cherry Orchard 3 years ago

• "I've grown accustomed to my wonderful husband telling me how lovely I look every day since he had his eye surgery and can see me clearly for the first time in five years!"

  on My Fair Lady 3 years ago

• ""Better Be Home Soon" - when my boy and I were apart for six months that was the song that kept us going!"

  on Tim Finn 4 years ago

• "I'm from Southampton in the UK and the way my soccer team has been performing lately please take pity on me - I could use a few laughs. Apart from the sound of my friends at home laughing at my team that is."

  on Lenny Henry 4 years ago

• "I am the only woman in a technical team composed entirely of blokes - I personify girl power every day I am at work!"

  on Lindauer Comedy Divas 4 years ago

• "Lurex and spandex and sequins and glitter, and that would just be my husband's outfit................"

  on Priscilla Queen of the Desert: The Musical 4 years ago

• "The guy who sit's next to me at work is a constant (unintentional) crack up. His best line to date was when the weekly corporate massage folk came in on his first week with the company "so do you ladies have a parlour somewhere?""

  on Arj Barker: New and Improved 4 years ago

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