"When my 'best friend' and fiance decided to start up a sneaky relationship which ended up with her carrying his child i was merciful enough to leave them to each other without going after revenge. I figure that since they're both cheaters eventually it will all come back to them and i'll just sit back and watch!"
"I've always wanted to be a fly on the wall, able to hear what others really think and say when i'm not there. So FLY it is. Only hope theres not a can of Raid around!"
"Driving along eyes on the road, as you do, out of the corner of my eye i spotted something moving toward me on the dashboard, one quick glance showed it to be a massive weta headed straight toward the steering wheel, i screamed, took hands off wheel, car veered to the left, went between two lamp posts, missed a fence, barely scraped a hedge and eventually came to a stop on a very unimpressed old lady's beautiful garden. I spent the next weekend replanting it for her!"
"How the beejezus they manage to walk along the tightrope still amazes me, probably because i can't even manage walking along a balance beam without falling off, and this is when i'm sober!"
"I've grown up with Eric Clapton,listened as his music completely defined him and his view of the world. Shared his joy at the birth of his son, and then sadness at his tragic death. I cannot imagine what the music world would have been like without his influence."
"Literally i breathe a sigh of relief when AUTUMN comes around, as much as i love Summer i really don't like the hayfever the return of the pollen infested flowers brings, or the newly cut grass which smells devine but sends me into a fit of sneezes. Yes AUTUMN you are a welcome relief."
"Best cure for a guy who just doesn't get the hint youre not interested - before you meet up spend a few hours at the gym building up a sweat, then go straight to your date and watch him run a mile!"
"The Hysteria at winning tickets to see my alltime fave group of the 80's would be too much it would reduce me to Pyromania, burning the albums of bands who just can't compare,they would need to Pour Some Sugar On Me to control the Animal i had become."
"odd.....i live in NZ where sheep outnumber people and yet the price of a leg of lamb is beyond my budget.
pretty.....flowers in Winter, happiness amongst the gloom."
Anita Erceg’s Comments
on Duffy 3 years ago
on The Main Divide 3 years ago
on Top Gear Live 3 years ago
on Le Grand Cirque 3 years ago
on Eric Clapton 4 years ago
on Salmonella Dub 4 years ago
on Greg Johnson 4 years ago
on Def Leppard 4 years ago
on Andrea Bocelli 4 years ago
on Panic At The Disco 4 years ago