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• "Swine Flu? Bird flu? Equine Flu? What we need is some Rotweiler flu! My mate Neville from Tazmania got Rotweiler flu. He's been in a coma for 20 Years ...and he's only 18!"

  on Chopper's Harden the F#ck Up, New Zealand! 3 years ago

• "F&^kin Hello!!!....Ponsonby with your Choca mocha latte chino Grande "coffee bars". Stop teasing with the word "bar" there's no pints of beer to be had. Harden the focha mocha chino Grande up. and while we are at it ponsonby blokes, stop wearing Prada Sunnies! they're for girls! cut your ears off and get your self some aviators, They sit nicely on stumps good to see some women in Auckland sporting the "Chopper Mo" though Yeeeeeeaaahhh!"

  on Chopper's Harden the F#ck Up, New Zealand! 3 years ago

• "Not forgetting the 2 asian girls in Alice springs that asked for a photo , and I told them.... Hey do the photo wave. They looked confused , so I explained... "you can't wave because it will blur on a photo... so you put your middle finger up on both hands...THATS the photo wave...." so there are 2 asians who 10 years ago made their way round OZ taking photos of themselves "flicking the bird" and sending them home to granny. GOD I"M EVIL. I blame Sean Connery!"

  on Wayne Brady - Making S%!t Up (US) 3 years ago

• "Then There was the time when myself and David O Doherty hired 2 Digeridoos in Rosies backpackers in Cairns having never put one of these to our mouths before and within 10 minutes were approached by two Asian guys wanting to learn from experts as ourselves. 10 minutes and 6 beers later we were charging for lessons. To be able to play "our way", Hell I have loads of these ... I should copyright...:O). If you come accross a drunk Asian tring to play "Dancing Queen" (because it's ABBA riginal!!!!!!) I'm responsible"

  on Wayne Brady - Making S%!t Up (US) 3 years ago

• "My mate worked in an IT call centre and ...for shivs and giggles he'd put on stupid accents at 2am since the calls only tended to last 3 minutes average and he was boooooooooooooored. Then one night , he had a doozey querie! took him half an hour to explain the problem.... in a chinese accent.....................................to a chinese guy. Brilliant!!!!"

  on Wayne Brady - Making S%!t Up (US) 3 years ago

• "My dad was in the finals when they were picking James Bond. It was him and Sean Connery to thewire. My dad lost the part because he didn't have enough hairs on his chest. 100% TRUE! My dad told me that when I was 7 ....and I told everyone in school. ................and they unfortunately.........still remember."

  on Wayne Brady - Making S%!t Up (US) 3 years ago

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