"Having the money and freedom to do what I want when I feel like it and being able to help my friends and aquaintances to have a comfortable life as well."
"How cool is that! No doubt he won't stay retired since Ted E Bares never die and he'll get bored after a while of all the travel and partying. So he'll enjoy the world and we look forward to his return (with a different agent) to the world of show biz"
"Reading others comments maybe I lead a more charmed life. My worse was out visiting someone during the course of work driving a mini on a shingle road, for which I'd not ever thought of driving on before. Coming around the corner, decided I was going too fast and applied the breaks, after a 360 turn I ended up in a ditch. The person who came to pull me out observed I found the only place on the road with out a tree, was very lucky, only breaking the brake linkage I think - was a long time ago."
on Nothing But Dreams 3 years ago
on Strassman: Ted E's Farewell Tour 3 years ago
on Top Gear Live 3 years ago