"My love of cheese started when I was a young lass living on the KAPITI coast. One day whilst on my way to the town CHESDALE, I met a boy named COLBY. He was all alone and looking rather forlorn, so I asked “Gidday - why you so BLUE?” He told me the tale of how his GOAT had run away. He was trying to impress some girls with his Michael Jackson moves and so took his eye off BRIE and when he turned around, she had gone, and the girls just giggled. “Those LAUGHING COWS” I said “Not to worry, I will help”. Although it was a MILD day, it was quite hard work running through the MAINLAND. I was sweating so much my clothes were began to smell like STINKING BISHOP. Just as I was about to call it quits, we found her. She had wandered all the way over to the town of PHILIDELPHIA. Colby was so pleased to have found her and more so that he would be spared the strap. He thanked me by sharing his lunch – home baked bread and CHEDDAR. Mmmm it was TASTY. We were GRATE friends after th"
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on Monteith's CheeseFest 1 year ago