"What I'm thinking right now, other than "I wonder if what I write will win me the tickets" is....should I or shouldn't I give my friend the inappropriate slippers for her birthday tomorrow. Surrounded by her friends in a crowded restaurant during public holiday peak time - seems like a brilliant platform, doesn't it?"
"(to the tune of Teddy Bear's Picnic)
When Chuck goes down to the woods today
he's in for a big surprise.
Realisation he's forever a puppet begins to make him cry….
Ted E Bare's there - living in bliss,
without Chuck there, taking the piss,
And every day he gets to enjoy a picnic.
Retirement time for Ted E Bare,
Inquisitive Ted E Bare is free to play with a care,
Eating turtles unaware is now ok 'cause they rejuvenate!
See him laugh and sleep all day,
He even met a girly bear and they're in love…
Now no more bad dreams, o-only good things happen here in Ted E Bare's hood,
Now Chuckie thinks that it's not fair!"
Sharlene Bravo’s Comments
on Katchafire, Che Fu and The Kratez 3 years ago
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