"I was out fishing one day, within the first hour I caught 2 snapper when my phone rang. It was a doctor notifying me that my wife had been in a terrible accident. I told the doctor that id be there soon. I decided to get a couple more casts in and ended up fishing the whole morning, with a string of catches like never before, 3 more snapper over 10 pounds. I was ecstatic then I remembered my wife! Feeling terribly guilty, I dashed to the hospital. I found the doctor in the corridor and asked about my wife. The doctor shouted at me, while you were out fishing and enjoying yourself your poor wife has been in the hospital! I hope you enjoyed yourself, because it will be your last fishing trip ever! For the rest of her life your wife will be paralyzed and shall require around the clock care, and you'll be her caregiver forever! I felt so horrible at what I had done that and I broke down and sobbed. Then the doctor chuckled and said, 'I'm just messin' with you. She's dead. What'd you catch?"
"The special feature I would like tricked out in my caravan is an enormous sound system with plasma screens on all 4 sides of the van so that after the show I could rock back to my rocking caravan and turn the system up full blast (to 11 ha ha) listening to of course Supergroove and Elemeno P, Maybe also my system would be so loud that no one could sleep (seeings as it would be even louder than the bands own caravan sound system) and the bands would rock up to my van to party with us."
Rockstar’s Comments
on Auckland Seafood Festival 3 years ago
on Supergroove and Elemeno P 3 years ago