"As a child I told my brother he was the Tonka Truck kid in the ads but Mum and Dad spent his cheque on a house extension, which he believed. Then to combat the fact that I disliked marmite, even the msell of it made me sick but my mother refused to stop buying it while my siblings still enjoyed it, I told them both that to make the sticky black texture the makers used spiders legs. They bought it and both refused to touch the stuff ever again.
At High school, thrid form economics we were asked to list what our parents did for a living - so I told them that Dad was a male stripper. The teacher was flabbergasted, she kept asking "you mean like a paint stripper don't you?" and I'll always say "No - like a chippendale striiper""
Paul Barlow’s Comments
on Wayne Brady - Making S%!t Up (US) 3 years ago