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• "Destiny is the kiss that holds all the promise of a joyuous future but youll never find your destiny unless your willing to open yourself up to that kiss!"

  on The Ensemble Project: Life is a Dream- Silo (AKLD Fest 2009) 3 years ago

• "I didnt tie my ex to a tree and smear his naked body in honey when he cheated on me because I am a kind and merciful psychotic woman."

  on Duffy 3 years ago

• "Its the simple things. Feed him, flatter him, have FUN with him."

  on Venus and Adonis: Bell Shakespeare (Auckland Festival 2009) 3 years ago

• "Work hard play hard. The working class man knows how to do both."

  on Villa Maria Estate Winery 3 years ago

• "Gingernuts are the same as they ever were. You can count on gingernuts!"

  on David Byrne 3 years ago

• "Ted E Bare will retire to the outskirts of Marton where he will set up a commue and spend the rest of his days as a demi-god surrounded by nubile naked young wives (at least 9) and his barefooted offspring (at least 23)! Eventually the PC police will cotton on to the goings on in Teds 'E' Paradise and will close the commune down after a Waco style stand off. Ted E Bare will escape conviction on a technicality and disappear. There will be vague sightings of him around the Pacific Rim but no confirmation. A dedicated group of followers will put forth the theory that Ted E Bare was finally uplifted by his alien superiors and know resides somewhere south of Venus! Will we ever know the truth?!!!!"

  on Strassman: Ted E's Farewell Tour 3 years ago

• "Flamenco Guitar is intoxicaating. I dare anyone to listen and not have to move their feet to the beat while their soul dances."

  on Leila Adu (Auckland Festival 2009) 3 years ago

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