Chris Mayerhofler's Comments

"You want CHAOS, email everyone & tell them they WON!"

on We Are Currently Experiencing Some Issues 3 years ago

"I've learnt that I lost the BATTLE when I said 'I DO!' (& of course I've enjoyed every last minute of it!)"

on Italian Girl in Algiers 3 years ago

"Missing out on sleep! (who are you kiddin', it's 4am!)"

on Ben Hurley – Actually, I Do Mind 3 years ago

"Writing blogs! Forget it, just give me the tickets!"

on Chopper's Harden the F#ck Up, New Zealand! 3 years ago

"I never make s*&% up, you don't have to when you've done unbelievable stuff like... well there was once when I married a princess & became the youngest king... but I gave that all up to pursue my dream of becoming an astronaut & guess who'll be flying the next mission to the moon!"

on Wayne Brady - Making S%!t Up (US) 3 years ago

"I've got 4 kids that stomp anything which gets in their way! Mind you that's what I used to do as a kid as well! So I forgive them!"

on STOMP 3 years ago

"Going South - means heading home to us!"

on Southside Comedy 3 years ago

"Trapeze artists & I'm sure you know why! How the hell do they think up this stuff let alone perform it!"

on Le Grand Cirque 3 years ago

"Being introduced to European driving was areal shock for a law abiding kiwi kid from West Auckland (I know what you're thinking but honestly I'm not like that!) The guy I was riding with was doing in excess of 200km/h, after about 1.5hrs we have to slam the brakes on for a road block! The driver asks 'what the hell is happening' which the police man repies 'we have been trying to stop you for the past 1.5hrs but could never get close enough!' The driver said 'I could see the flashing lights behind me but they were so far behind that I didn't think they were for me!' Now if speed doesn't kill, it can sure make you sh*t yourself!"

on Top Gear Live 3 years ago

"I love 'Wonderful Tonight' which is one of the kids' goodnight songs..."

on Eric Clapton 4 years ago

"It doesn't make me feel any more like a man BUT it sure does make me smile! You've just got to love it."

on Big Boys Toys 4 years ago

"Talented is best, then when you start raking it in, you can work on being good looking!"

on NZSO Teddy Tahu Rhodes 4 years ago

"Kids are the only cure you need... it's hard to be anything but happy when you see these carefree souls just having fun!"

on Greg Johnson 4 years ago

"If Anrea is willing, I'd like to have a crack at a song with him. Nothing can tarnish Andrea's reputation & it won't be the first time that people have laughed at me signing!"

on Andrea Bocelli 4 years ago

"I have seen Anika & Anna before & the dream is to see them again. Probably not 'In the Morning' or with 'My Old Man', wouldn't mind if they 'Wrestled Like Angels', well 'I'm Falling In Love' again. Just can't get enough of them! Great live kiwi music!"

on Anika Moa with Anna Coddington 4 years ago

"Hey there is more to life then being an AB & Keith had just had enough!"

on Finding Murdoch 4 years ago

"my daughter prances around the house singing into her hairbrush like Gabriella, that is until mum & dad start looking at her & she takes off to her room to carry on!"

on Disney's High School Musical 4 years ago

"i will be wearing some fabulous brown jandals & some stunning blue j-eans with a classic button up shirt"

on Priscilla Queen of the Desert: The Musical 4 years ago