Heath Franklin Is Chopper in A Hard Bastard's Guide to Life

"Australia’s funniest comedy character..." ***** Sunday Mail

As seen on TV3's 7 Days, Heath Franklin brings his award-winning comedy alter-ego, Chopper back to New Zealand for his biggest NZ tour to date, in a show that promises to pack more wallop than a swinging sock full of $2 coins.

Due to 'Chopular Demand', the self-proclaimed 'International Ambassador of Hard' will be head-butting his way to 14 towns and cities, including Auckland, Blenheim, Christchurch, Dunedin, Gisborne, Hamilton, Hastings, Invercargill, Nelson, New Plymouth, Rotorua, Tauranga, Timaru and Wellington.

Since the dawn of time, Man has questioned the origin and meaning of his existence. And it’s just that sort of useless f**king around that has got us where we are today, in the middle of a self-congratulatory, bargain-priced, capitalist-induced anxiety wank-storm. Yes, wank-storm. Don’t look it up, Chopper just invented it.

The problem is the f**ktards are winning. You KNOW these people - real ‘First Day on Earthers’, who are too lazy, dumb or f**ked to get out of our way, and by doing so, bring the rest of us down with them.

Well, it’s time to fight back. And Chopper has spent a lot of time, doing time, and doing life, and Chopper’s 'A Hard Bastard's Guide to Life' is a comprehensive ‘hit-list’ on how not to just survive, but thrive in a modern world that thinks it’s better than it is. In only 60 minutes, Chopper's easy blow-by-blow guide, you'll learn how to punch Life in the guts, take compromising photos of its wife and watch it cry as it hands over the keys to your future.

With no-holds barred, and no bars to hold him back, Australia’s ‘Most Wanted’ comedian returns to Auckland for one night only.

BYO Moustache

Check out Heath as Chopper and new character Bear Grylls here,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuMAV6C5czE