Chopper's Harden the F#ck Up, New Zealand!

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Chopper's Harden the F#ck Up, New Zealand!

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Tue 12 May ’09, 7:30pm–8:30pm
Wed 13 May ’09, 7:30pm–8:30pm
Thu 14 May ’09, 7:30pm–8:30pm
Fri 15 May ’09, 7:30pm–8:30pm
Fri 15 May ’09, 9:30pm–10:30pm

Where: Ilott Theatre, 111 Wakefield St, Te Aro, Wellington Show map

Restrictions: All Ages

Ticket Information:

  • Adult: $32.00
  • Concession: $28.00
  • Groups (8+): $28.00
  • Preview - May 12: $25.00
  • Booking fees may apply

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EXTRA SHOW ADDED 9 30 PM MAY 15 - HURRY SELLING FAST

"Australia’s funniest comedy character..." *****, Sunday Mail 2008

Sometimes life seems a bit tough, and you just feel like finding a quiet corner and having a cry. Well its times like these that Chopper thinks you should take off your skirt, grow a moustache and harden the f*ck up.

As seen on C4’s sketch comedy show The Ronnie Johns Half Hour, Heath Franklin brings his award-nominated comedy alter ego ‘Chopper’ to New Zealand for the first time. After selling over 100,000 tickets in Australia and the UK, ‘Chopper’ takes no prisoners as he headbutts his way from Wellington to Auckland for the NZ Comedy Festival*.

The world’s gone soft since the ANZACS first stood on the beaches of Gallipoli. Sure Jake the Mus could wallop Hugh Jackman in a fight, but New Zealand needs a new kind of motivational speaker. It’s time for The Land of the Long White Cloud is about to meet the Man of the Long Brown Mo.

Through a series of multi-media presentations, motivations, puppetry and extreme but justifiable violence, Chopper hopes to change the way people look at themselves. From the Smurfs to hands-free mobiles, mangoes, Switzerland, to anti-smoking ads, even Darth Vader gets a punch in the soft guts by the International Ambassador of Hard.

So, New Zealand, it’s time to take a good hard look at yourself. You’ve become a nation of bloody sooks. Join life coach Chopper for a night of comedy, audience participation, and finding your ‘inner mongrel’.

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  • avatar

    Bob Carlton 3 years ago

    The winners...CJL and George Albert-Jahnke.

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    magnet0 3 years ago

    We are turning into a country of moaners. We need to Harden Up, and start living the dream again. This is a bloody good country - start enjoying it!

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    Simonne Goodall 3 years ago

    Harden up NZ. Since when do we let a few OSH rules put a stop to bullrush, wearing bare feet and lollie scrambles. Give us a break - let's tell them where to harden up.

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    George Albert-Jahnke 3 years ago

    I DONT GET IT........
    The Edmonds 'Hot Cross Buns' recipe hitting the headlines all week (around Easter) on all current event media vehicles..... wasn't there something better to talk about?!?!

    HARDEN THE F%#K UP NZ....... AND JUST EAT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Steven Spencer 3 years ago

    NZ as a “Nation” needs to STOP being so "PC" about everything. Black is Black, White is White, a Turd will always be a Turd and nothing else, no matter what you call it or rename it to please these soft minded easily offended PC freaks. Harden UP NZ!!

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    C J L 3 years ago

    Harden the F#ck up New Zealand. Have heard TV reporters whinging about the price of carrier bags all week. Simple just get an old bag to carry the shopping for yer.

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    D4Dee Ranui 3 years ago

    I think NZ needs to toughen up on the justice system. Tougher sentencing, harsher penalties. It is all needed to regulate the behaviour and attitudes in society. And I definitely DO NOT think that the NZ prisons should be privatised. How stupid. We're going to have alot of vigilantes wreaking havoc in this country soon if we don't act now.

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